Find Short Funny Birthday Poems

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Sometimes nothing is more humorous and entertaining than funny short poems. Then check these new poems funny birthday poems to enjoy these stupid and have a laugh with friends.


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Tinkle ,Tinkle Little Car ~ by Cecilia L. Goodbody

Tinkle, Tinkle little car
How I wonder what you are.

Leaking oil every day
Having it your own way.

Going up hills real slow
I don't want you any mo'.

Tinkle, Tinkle little car
Boy, what a lemon you are.




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Descending Trousers ~ by Diana Laura



Oh, dear,
Oh, my gosh,
I hope that no one saw,
I wish that I could laugh,
But maybe someone saw,
Maybe I should hide,
But, ah, whatever,
I'll just pull my trousers up.



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My Winter Love ~ by Kasey Lemley



The cold ground draped all in white,
On this cold December night,
Cutting down our Christmas tree,
I want you to be with me.

I feel warm when you are in my sight,
Your eyes shine like stars so bright,
When I’m with you everything feels so magic and right!
You’re the only person I want to see,
You are my winter love.
You are my brave knight,
Saving me when I’m in fright,

For my love you pay no fee,
I know you belong with me.
Your face glowing from the moon’s light,
You are my winter love.



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From A Distance ~ by Johnny Ellis



From a distance,
I secretly watch you.
I see you when you cry
I see you when you’re feeling low
I see you when you’re high
From a distance.

From a distance,
I’ve seen you in your sadness
I’ve seen you in your glee
I’ve seen you lose your reason
And cling to your sanity
From a distance

From a distance
I’ve watched you give your live away
To those who only take
I’ve watched your dreams all disappear
For your children’s sake
From a distance

From a distance
I’ve watched you give up your hope
For your dreams too soon
The dreams you never mention
Until you whisper to the moon
From a distance

From a distance
I watch and hope you become
What you were meant to be
I watch and hope you are there
Secretly watching me
From a distance