Short Funny Poems For Everybody

The sole purpose of funny poems is to make the reader laugh.Short funny poems can be used for many different purposes. It can be used as a birthday gift, in a get well card, valentine card, to embarrass someone or something and for many other purposes.


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My Little One - By Tennessee Williams


My little one whose tongue is dumb,
whose fingers cannot hold to things,
who is so mercilessly young,
he leaps upon the instant things,

I hold him not. Indeed, who could?
He runs into the burning wood.
Follow, follow if you can!
He will come out grown to a man

and not remember whom he kissed,
who caught him by the slender wrist
and bound him by a tender yoke
which, understanding not, he broke.



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Trina Is My Name - By Trinia



Trina is my name
Football is my game
People go through pain
But for me I go through gain
Sometime people call me names
But I say people go rack your brain


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Goodnight Kiss - By Michelle Heftl




I ran up the door,
Opened the stairs.
Said my pajamas
And put on my prayers.
I turned off my bed,
Tumbled into my light.
And all because
He kissed me
GOODNIGHT.


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Husbands




Training You
When I first got you
Nothing did you know
I had to start from the beginning
And watch you grow
It took time for the molding
But now it seems to be
You are the perfect man
After training from me.
I Love You Anyway
You leave up the seat
And always have smelly feet
You never clean the dishes
Or grant me elaborate wishes
But for now, you'll do
Until I find the perfect number two!


Three tips on writing short funny poems for kids

Tip one

Children love rhyme. Decide which of the two verses to the children's market, you want to write. The first is the poetry of children and the other in prose or rhyme rhyming stories.

Tip Two

Decide on your target audience. Want to write for babies, preschoolers, young readers, or upper primary school? You must also decide to write Christian poetry and the general market.

Tip Three

When brainstorming type of poem I write for children, decide on your topic. Poems for children to tell a story in general. Begin by imagining a time in the life of a child, when highlighted. Exploring the emotions surrounding this event from the first day of the child. Use strong visual images, or to evoke a specific emotion in your reader. If you decide to write a funny poem, give it a joke that will surprise the reader.

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The Vulture

The Vulture eats between his meals,
And that's the reason why
He very, very rarely feels
As well as you and I.
His eye is dull, his head is bald,
His neck is growing thinner.
Oh! what a lesson for us all
To only eat at dinner!
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The secret to finding the perfect valentine short funny poem is knowing what to search for exactly. There are many types and styles, and searching for your favorite style is the easiest and fastest way to find it.

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I was strong & now I'm weak,
So a secret potion now I seek,
2 help me balance out my life,
2 help me shed this inner strife.

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U r da bow"I am da arrow
U r da wheel"I am da barrow
U r da cripple"I am da crutch
U r da rabbi"I am da hutch
U r da hand"I am da glove
Yes, I'm a mitten"Smitten by love
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Where can you find top short funny christmas poems? If you like more people to hear and enjoy your funny poems, you can just read your favorite high for your Christmas party with all your friends. So you can help everyone laugh and have a nice time.

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Christmas Lights Through a Window ~ by Hidan!    

Looking through glass
Your breath fogs the window
Suddenly
Lights
Flicker on
Watching
In complete silence

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Christmas Shopping

It was Christmas Eve closing time, nearly
Where a last minute shopper, frustrated clearly
Was rummaging through the freezer cabinet
At her nearest out of town super market
Desperately searching for a frozen turkey
And couldn't find one big enough for her family
Then she saw a young shop assistant pass by
And decided that she would give him a try
"Do these turkeys get any bigger?" she said
Puzzled he replied "No madam, they're dead."


Birthday presents are a great part of a birthday, you can still use something else to make your gift more special and memorable: funny birthday poems

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On Friends Birthday ~ By Jasmine Monsod

Surprises and wishes will come true
Your 12 years old happy birthday to you ,
Friends forever never forget
How we met we’ll never regret,
Our friendship is like two roses that grows and grows

We’ll never stop smiling were ever we go,
Jasmine like the flowers in the Philippines
Jasmine as my best friend to me,
When we talk or when we play around we put smiles all around,
Chasing Colin & Jake and having the best time of our lives
Bumping into each other was the best surprise.
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Poems usually convey one's heartfelt emotions to a person. It has become a universal expression of love, that no matter what color, race or religion you have, poems always have the way to get into someone's heart.How to make a short funny love poems?

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I want you

What I have to say is straight from the heart
You may not have known it yet
But i have loved you from the start
From the moment our eyes first met
I wanted to get to know you
Please believe everything I say
These feelings are so true
I hope you feel the same way
It's time to make it official
Let's be together
I don't know how far we'll go
But I hope it last forever.
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* During leisure, reading a book with a collection of love poems by famous poets famous artists. This way you can get an idea of ​​how a poem flows and the use of words.

* Stay in touch. Does not contain his emotions when writing the poem. The most expressive is more realistic and touching her poem will be. As they say, a poem from the heart.

* Make your own style. When writing a poem, you do not follow the style of a famous poet that make it attractive. The writing clearer, more will be appreciated by the person who will give you.

* Put the best line in the latter part of his poem for him, from the heart. In other words, the best is a summary of what you really think about it. The last words are that usually reach the person.


Short funny friend poems that you will like with a memorial twist


Mutual Complain ~ by Jennifer Wilson

If you're feeling very old,
Like your wrinkles are quite bold,
Just remember, I'm there too,
Getting old along with you.

When your arms begin to sag,
And you feel like an old bag,
Just remember, I droop too,
But there is nothing we can do.

With each other, we complain,
About our little aches and pains,
And I'm so glad that you're my pal,
Because you're such a funny gal!